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When you grab your phone and start scrolling through your Twitter feed, it’s quite easy to drown in a torrent of terrible news, social injustices, and angry political memes. Your mood suddenly drops and you’re left thinking that the world is a rough and dangerous place.
If that’s the case, it seems like you should tweak your Twitter algorithm because there’s plenty of light-hearted and humorous content just waiting to be discovered. Take a look at Gems Of Replies, an account dedicated to sharing some of the wittiest comebacks ever seen on this social media platform.
From shutting down someone arrogantly flaunting their ignorance to taking the opportunity to poke fun at silly beliefs, we have collected some of the most spot-on and hilarious comebacks shared by the account. Continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones!
Psst! If you’re in the mood for some more inspiration for your future razor-sharp retorts, check out our previous posts right here, here, and here.
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Madonna
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When and where did she lose her marbles?
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Twitter has become the perfect arena for many online comedians to share those little jokes and puns to make our days a bit brighter. It’s full of sharp, curt replies that grab our attention and let us forget about our daily burdens, even if just for a little while. Bored Panda reached out to Gems Of Replies to learn more about the account and the inspiration behind it. The creators were kind enough to have a little chat with us and started out by mentioning that the project started organically. The idea came about because they wanted to provide laughs to the audience on Twitter since sometimes it is seen as “a very serious medium and a social platform which is full of negativity and toxicity.”
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This is why I don't understand people who say cancel culture is new. It's as old as dirt, it just had different names.
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Hilarious....
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“So we thought why not feature content from Twitter only, which had captivated our attention and was memorable in nature, so we thought that we’ll catalog those replies and that’s how we started,” they explained. ADVERTIsem*nT Gems Of Replies was created only last month and since then it amassed more than 49.1K followers who are greatly entertained by their content. “People enjoy reading a good reply—it holds their attention because of its spontaneous expression showcasing superior wit and excellent humor. Now, who wouldn’t enjoy that?”
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Hahahaha
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I mean he ain't wrong
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When you think about it, getting a good laugh is the obvious goal of a snappy and funny retort. According to the curators of the account, the secret of a hilarious comeback “is giving a reply which elevates the level of discourse and also tickles our funny bone. Trying too hard doesn’t always work, the replies just happen.” When it comes to finding these hilarious replies floating around Twitter, the team behind Gems Of Replies search and explore all the content themselves. Needless to say, the audience “also helps us by sharing with us any funny replies that they’ve encountered.”
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Whoa, Netflix has no chill.
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“With the love, support, and appreciation that we’ve received, it’s not difficult to manage the account,” they said, feeling grateful for all the encouragement they’ve been getting. ADVERTIsem*nT On a final note, they wanted to add that they’re just trying to “spread happiness in this world by curating humorous content so that people can forget their tension and worries for a few minutes. If we’ve been able to do that, then please continue to support us as you all have already done.”
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And she gave more of the money away shortly after the divorce than Bezos did ever.
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The fact that she capitalised muslin makes me think she was trying to get this reaction
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Holy shiiiiiiit!! 😵
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Oh Marco, stop going to war, you are totally unarmed.
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Self-confident
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Right now I'm yachtless and shirtless. Does this make me the loser?
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I'm sure the flowers don't appreciate it
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I can literally imagine that guy flipping a table as he says "are you serious ?" in my mind eyes lol
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Wow, accurate 😆
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Olivia Lisbon Olivia Lisbon Community Member Follow
Just once? Impressive.
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This is clever wording
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Anaesthesiologist in most European systems the best paid.
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C. Wade C. Wade Community Member Follow
After going through the trouble of finding out for him ahahah
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Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Community Member Follow
What a waist...
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All your opinion are belong to us!
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For those who don't get the joke: Salman Khan's big on poaching
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Busted
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Gosh 😂 I laughed way too hard on this
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Where else would they come from
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#justsaying
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That escalated quickly.
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I don't understand this one, can someone explain?
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Ram Mandir is a new Hindu temple in Uttar Pradesh and this man donated around 6000 Euro or 7000 Dollar (500 000 Rupies). (Edit: donated)
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I don't smell burnt toast, but I think something is wrong with me. I don't understand any number of these.
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Lilly Swaim Lilly Swaim Community Member Follow
Agreed, I think this is some sort of maybe India- based thread?No idea honestly, maybe bp has a huge following I'm unaware of in other countries
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Lainie Lainie Community Member
Started fine. I don't get a lot of this at the end.
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I love indian culture but I really didnt get most of these.
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I don't smell burnt toast, but I think something is wrong with me. I don't understand any number of these.
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Lilly Swaim Lilly Swaim Community Member Follow
Agreed, I think this is some sort of maybe India- based thread?No idea honestly, maybe bp has a huge following I'm unaware of in other countries
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Lainie Lainie Community Member
Started fine. I don't get a lot of this at the end.
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I love indian culture but I really didnt get most of these.
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